PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! For example when that skater went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. An